the ugly truth (part 2)

THE WOMAN's RULE

woman are stupid but man are evil!!
FACED IT!!

1. Call. Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing.

2. Don't lie.

3. If guys' night out is going to involve strippers, remember the zoo rules: No Petting.

4. The correct answer to "Do I look fat?" is never, ever "Yes."

5. Ordering for her is good. Telling her what she wants is bad.

6. Being attentive is good. Stalking is bad.

7. Talking is good. Shouting is bad. Slapping is a felony.

8. Her cooking is excellent. But that isn't an excuse for you to avoid cooking.

9. Buying her dinner does not equal foreplay.

10. Answering "Who was that on the phone?" with "Nobody" is never going to end that conversation.

11. Two words: clean socks.

12. Burping is NOT sexy.

13. You're wrong.

14. You're sorry.

15. She is probably less impressed by your discourse on your cool car than you think she is.

16. Don't assume PMS is the cause for every bad mood.But don't assume PMS doesn't exist.

17. No means No. Yes means Yes. Silence could mean anything she feels like at that particular moment in time, and it could change without notice.

18. Never let her walk anywhere alone after 11pm.

19. Pick her up at the airport. Don't whine about it, just do it.

20. If you want to break up with her, break up with her. Don't act like a complete jerk until she does it for you.

21. Don't tell her you love her if you don't. But tell her you love her if you do. Often.

22. Remember Valentine's Day, and any cheesy "anniversary" she so-names.

23. Don't try to change the way she dresses.

24. Her haircut is never bad.

25. Don't let your friends pick on her.

26. Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.

27. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'.

28. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

29. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day. don't complain the heavy bags.

30. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.

31. Women are insecure about their weight, butt, and breast sizes.

32. Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they'll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men; women will always catch men checking out other women.

33. The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party. You don't hear men say, 'Oh-my-GOD, there's another man wearing a black tux, get me out of here!'

34. birthday is important. women do remember others birthday so do they want others to remember hers. they want to be special and always hoping for surprises.

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woman are made for man, but they are not ur slave.
man are woman protector, but they are not GOD

FACED THE UGLY TRUTH~
"they need each other, learn to respect n love each other"

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ps : adoi, aket pale a~ mana CHUCK BASS neyh!!