the ugly truth (part 4)

BILA SI GADIS BERemoSI^-^

*perempuan kejam dgn kamu lepas break up SEBAB dia nak kamu balik tapi dia terlalu takut dia akan kecewa DAN dia tau dia dah kehilangan kamu dari hidupnya selama-lamanya
*BILA perempuan jeling pada kamu, dia nak kamu tengok dia balik n senyum
*BILA perempuan langgar lengan kamu semasa berjalan bersama, dia nak kamu pegang tangan dia
*BILA perempuan nak kamu peluk dia, dia akan berdiri je kat situ
*BILA kamu lukakan hati perempuan, dia akan ingat walaupun korang dah 3 tahun putus
*BILA perempuan senyap, berjuta – juta perkara bermain di fikirannya
*BILA perempuan tidak melawan cakap kamu, dia sedang berfikir sedalamnya
*BILA perempuan pandang mata kamu dengan penuh persoalan, dia tertanya–tanya sampai bila kamu akan berada bersamanya
*BILA perempuan cakap ‘saya ok’ lepas beberapa minit, dia langsung tak ok
*BILA perempuan pandang kamu, dia berfikir kenapa kamu mempermainkan dia
*BILA perempuan baring di atas dada kamu, dia sangat mengharap kamu milik dia selamanya
*BILA perempuan cakap dia tidak boleh hidup tanpa kamu, dia dah pun buat keputusan yang kamu adalah masa depannya
*BILA perempuan kata ‘saya rindu awak’, tiada siapa dalam dunia ni boleh rindu kamu lebih dari dia

BILA SI JEJAKA BERemoSI^-^

*BILA lelaki telefon kamu, dia nak bersama kamu
*BILA lelaki senyap, dia sedang mendengar segala kata–kata kamu
*BILA lelaki tidak melawan cakap kamu, dia sedar dia salah
*BILA lelaki kata‘saya ok’ lepas beberapa minit, dia betul2 ok
*BILA lelaki pandang perempuan, dia harap kamu ambil berat tentang dia DAN tertanya–tanya kamu ambil berat pasal dia atau tidak
*BILA perempuan baring di atas dada lelaki, dunia ni dia yang punya
*BILA lelaki telefon/sms/komen perempaun hari-hari, dia dilamun cinta
*BILA lelaki (baik) kata cintakan kamu, dia tidak tipu
*BILA lelaki kata dia tidak boleh hidup tanpa kamu, dia ingin bersama kamu sampai putus nafasnya
*BILA lelaki kata ‘saya rindu awak’, dia rindukan kamu lebih dari yang pernah kamu rindukan dia

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mari berEMOsi!!

hahahaha~

ni benda kutip2.. myb betul, myb x..

apa pandangan kamu??!!

the ugly truth (part 3)

ps : this post is not written based on my kepala hotak je ok.. i do some girl talk with some senior n junior n dis are wat we all agree with.. (berbagai lapisan umo yang turut serta, jadi dont think dis are budak2 kecik punya pemikiran ye..)

1) udah menjadi trend skarang di malaya, gadis2 gemar mencari lelaki yang nampak gayanya sudah stabil dari segi ekonomi.. biarpun lelaki itu sudah ber"gadis" mahupun sudah ber"isteri"..

sehinggakan xada rasa segan silu lagi menulis niat2 huduh derang tu kat blog2 atau FB.. contohnya, "harini ak nak pakai lawa2, baju kebaya ketat nak goda boss ak.. bini dia tgh mengandung, da xda shape, kompem boss cair ngan ak.. lagipon ak xkesah bermadu, boss ak tu bukan nya xmampu"....." ak mmg perampas.. tp bila ak da rampas ak akan setia n sayang dia sampai bila2.. bukan macam minah tu.." perkataan 「merampas」 atau 「perampas」 tu da menjadi satu kebanggaan.. apakah?? sudah tidak ada nilai2 murni lagi ke dalam diri gadis2 malaya skang?? tidak ada otakkah mereka2 jika lelaki2 itu dgn mudah sekali meninggalkan gadis atau isteri meraka, xmustahil benda yang sama akan terjadi pada anda, dgn kata lain lelaki itu juga dgn mudahnya meninggalkan anda jika ada gadis xtau malu yang lain mula menggoda mereka??

2) pelajar2 lepasan luar negara sahamnya sangat tinggi di malaya..

ya saya lepasan luar negara, tp bukan saya nak bangga diri dgn kenyataan ini.. cuma rata2 itu yang dapat dilihat.. tp bukan suma manusia buta hati dan buta mata.. lepasan luar negara xla se"howt", se"kaya", se"bijak" yang korang fikirkan.. ye, bawak balik kreta sport, kereta import mewah yang mmg simboliknya menampakkan kami ni sangat "mantap" tp pernahkah gadis2, jejaka2 yang di malaya tu terpk dari mana datangnya duit2 semua tu?? klu bukan sebab dapat sponsor dari family, myb dari titik peluh buat part time job sampai balik keja pengsan dek keletihan, ataupon duit sclrship yang dikumpul2 berjimat sampai nak makan pon sep duit.. lagipon, bila balik malaya, sama je ngn korang2 kat malaya tu.. starting keje tetap rm2ribu++.. tu klu da kompem dapat keje? klu balik dok nganga dulu.. xke sama ngan korang jugak? macam mana nak maintain keta hebat yang perlukan manjaan duit sesaje tu?? yang betul2 berjaya mungkin hanya 1/3 sahaja.. (zana pon xtentu masa depan macam mana lagi ok!!)

3) status "awek @ balak ak budak obesea" sangat mintak penerajang gaya "onbak"

bangga ke?? tu pemikiran time zaman pemerintahan jepun dulu la ngong!! selambak da orang dok study kat obesea.. xde makna nya.. kat jepun nih saje, setaun dekat 300 orang malaya mai dok terbang mengaji kat cni.. i think most of us bukan truely bijak pandai, tp nasib yang menyebelahi kami.. ade je memember zana yang SPM staight A tapi rileks je study kat UPSI.. respek lu weyh!! korang ingat zana bijak ke? tanya la bebudak SAINA, dimana ranking zana kat skolah dulu.. dengan masalah disiplin.. sumpah korang gelak guling2..

4) clubbing adalah hobi hujung minggu..

walaupon imej zana ala2 gadis clubing, tp zana nak terus terang zana xpenah pon pegang pintu pagar mana2 club.. masakan mau jejak kaki dalam club.. tp zana xsalahkan sesapa, zana nak nak dressing macam tu.. padan muka ku.. sebab tu ada pepatah " jangan ingat kerang tu tertutup rapat, dalam dia ada isi" paham dak? alah.. ala2 dont judge book by its cover la.. merepek!! berbalik ke subjek ke4.. zana nak berceramah, zana sendiri tau zana xlayak.. jadi zana bicara cara lain lah.. slalunya, yang syok sangat benda2 camni rata2 penduduk luar bandar yang berhijrah ke bandar ataupon kanak2 yang dikonkong tetiba mendapat kebebasan keluarga.. bangganya dapat cakap "ak g clubing la.. mana layan lepak kdai mamak skang".. g clubing juga ada banyak definasi.. harap2 korang2 tau la batasan kita kan? lagi satu ingat la sama niat berhijrah tu untuk belajar, jangan la sampai extend xhenti2.. extend rambut pun da mahal, neyh plak extend blaja.. sian mak ayah kan?? da la tamau cakap la bab neyh.. xpandai!!

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ini je dulu ok?? nak tgk entry ni mengundang kritikan teruk ke x.. nenanti sambung lagi~

the ugly truth (part 2)

THE WOMAN's RULE

woman are stupid but man are evil!!
FACED IT!!

1. Call. Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing.

2. Don't lie.

3. If guys' night out is going to involve strippers, remember the zoo rules: No Petting.

4. The correct answer to "Do I look fat?" is never, ever "Yes."

5. Ordering for her is good. Telling her what she wants is bad.

6. Being attentive is good. Stalking is bad.

7. Talking is good. Shouting is bad. Slapping is a felony.

8. Her cooking is excellent. But that isn't an excuse for you to avoid cooking.

9. Buying her dinner does not equal foreplay.

10. Answering "Who was that on the phone?" with "Nobody" is never going to end that conversation.

11. Two words: clean socks.

12. Burping is NOT sexy.

13. You're wrong.

14. You're sorry.

15. She is probably less impressed by your discourse on your cool car than you think she is.

16. Don't assume PMS is the cause for every bad mood.But don't assume PMS doesn't exist.

17. No means No. Yes means Yes. Silence could mean anything she feels like at that particular moment in time, and it could change without notice.

18. Never let her walk anywhere alone after 11pm.

19. Pick her up at the airport. Don't whine about it, just do it.

20. If you want to break up with her, break up with her. Don't act like a complete jerk until she does it for you.

21. Don't tell her you love her if you don't. But tell her you love her if you do. Often.

22. Remember Valentine's Day, and any cheesy "anniversary" she so-names.

23. Don't try to change the way she dresses.

24. Her haircut is never bad.

25. Don't let your friends pick on her.

26. Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.

27. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'.

28. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

29. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day. don't complain the heavy bags.

30. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.

31. Women are insecure about their weight, butt, and breast sizes.

32. Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they'll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men; women will always catch men checking out other women.

33. The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party. You don't hear men say, 'Oh-my-GOD, there's another man wearing a black tux, get me out of here!'

34. birthday is important. women do remember others birthday so do they want others to remember hers. they want to be special and always hoping for surprises.

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woman are made for man, but they are not ur slave.
man are woman protector, but they are not GOD

FACED THE UGLY TRUTH~
"they need each other, learn to respect n love each other"

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ps : adoi, aket pale a~ mana CHUCK BASS neyh!!

the ugly truth (part 1)

i just copy this from sumbodys blog... it seems very true n i do wanna take a note myself

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THE MAN's RULES

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you
leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers
to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible
in an argument.In fact, all comments become Null
and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways
and one of the ways makes you sad or angry,
we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it,
just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible,
Please say whatever you have
to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT
need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors,
like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,'
We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying,
but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere,
absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about
unless you are prepared to discuss
such topics as baseball or motor sports

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know,
I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that?
It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh